Everyone, take a moment right now to scream out loud to no one in particular, and to anyone who is listening that bread is the greatest thing in the world. Do it not because I’m telling you to, but because I totally just did it myself. I yelled out to the world—well to those in my close vicinity anyway—that bread makes the world go ’round and I’d be lost without it. It’s true. I would be lost without it. I have a confession to make. It’s not that strangers now think I’m crazy, no, my confession is that I could eat bread for the rest of my life and I wouldn’t be sad about it. Not for a second. I’d actually be the happiest bread eating individual out there. I’d be like Aladdin stealing a loaf of bread because it’s filling and delicious. Only I wouldn’t give it to my pet monkey because one, I don’t have a pet monkey and two, even if I had a pet monkey, I wouldn’t share. What? It’s bread, don’t look at me like that. Hide your bread from me my friends, because it’ll be gone quicker than you can say, “Hey! That’s my bread, put down the butter and loaf and walk away slowly.” No I won’t walk away slowly. In fact, I’ll eat the bread faster and right in front of your face too because it’s bread and how could you possibly put it down and turn your back on it? That’s blasphemous.
My love for bread isn’t the guilty kind of love that I feel the need to hide like a sick love affair. No, it’s the kind of love that requires me to go on rooftops and scream out at the top of my lungs that bread and I were meant to be together until the end of my days. It’s the kind of love that requires my full undivided attention. The kind of torrid love that I feel the need to devour every single day of my life. It’s also the kind of love that I feel the need to flaunt and tell everyone about because I want to make them jealous. Jealous that I have freshly baked bread and a stick of butter that requires eating and perhaps they aren’t as fortunate.
I’m the kind of person that carries bread in my back pocket for a light afternoon snack. That’s a lie, I really don’t carry bread in my back pocket. That’s just plain silly. Who’s ever heard of such a thing? I carry it in my front pocket, it gets less squished there. I’m the kind of person that would scoop up the bread off the ground right before the pigeons get it. I’d fight off a seagull for the bread in it’s beak. That’s only a partial lie. You know what isn’t a lie though, I’m the kind of person who will eat bread for dinner with rice and mashed potatoes because we all know, deep down inside, that potatoes are a vegetable and shouldn’t be counted as a starch. Carb on top of carb on top of carb is the only way to go, in my book. I’m living life right. I’m also the kind of person that doesn’t like to share my bread. We already knew that though. But lucky for you, here’s a recipe for my favorite bread so you can make it for yourself. Soft pillowy challah bread sliced and eaten with, eaten with…well just eaten period. And even luckier (that’s totally a word) for you, this recipe makes two loaves. TWO. LOAVES. You’re welcome.
Let’s start by waking up the yeast. It’s active dry yeast so we need to feed it and make it do it’s yeasty magic thang. In a small bowl, add the yeast.
Yeast, much like you and I, needs food in order to grow and work properly. And much like you and I, but probably only me, it loves to eat nothing but sugar or honey. This time around I’m feeding it sugar. What’s that yeast? You like sugar? Me too, my delicious smelling friend. Me too.
Add the warm water to it.
**Tip: Make sure the water is warm—not too hot but not too cold—enough to waken up the dry yeast. It should be around 110°F degrees, if you’re into thermometers and such.**
Give it a gentle stir with a spoon or something, and allow it to set, untouched, in a warm place (like an oven that is turned off for instance, that’s warm enough) for about 15 minutes. The yeast mixture should bubble and foam up, that’s how you know you’ve woken up the yeast.
**Note: If it isn’t foamy and frothy, then discard and start over. Yes you read that right. Chuck it. It’s crucial to the bread making process that this step be done right.**
Once the yeast is foamy and ready to go, pour it into a bowl of a stand mixer or a large mixing bowl if you feel like doing it by hand. I have to warn you though, this is a beast of a dough and you’ll need lots of elbow grease to get this going. But you can do it, I have faith in you.
Then start adding the remaining ingredients.
Salt (don’t be worried with how much salt is going in, it makes two whole loaves remember?)
Throw in the eggs.
Mix the ingredients together, starting on low so that it doesn’t splash everywhere. Stir until completely whisked together.
While the mixer is running on low, slowly begin to add the flour, one scoop at time.
Continue to add the flour until the dough comes together and forms a smooth, slightly sticky dough that comes clean off the sides of the bowl.
Knead the dough with the dough hook attachment for about 5 to 7 minutes until smooth and soft. Or knead it by hand, on a lightly floured work surface for 5 to 7 minutes until smooth and soft.
**Tip: It is a lot of dough because it yields two loaves, so if you find that your mixer isn’t strong enough or it isn’t getting the kneading job done, you can turn out the dough onto a lightly floured work surface and knead it by hand. It’ll take some strength and dedication but you can do it!**
I don’t have the strength or the patience to knead this entire dough by hand. So I used a heavy duty kitchen aid mixer. The larger professional kind. It got the job done without having me break a sweat.
Now that you’ve attacked and beaten up the dough it actually needs to rest and do its dough magic thing. If you used the mixer, now you can turn out the dough onto a lightly floured work surface. Knead it a few times, just a couple kneads to bring it together and form the dough into a large ball.
Form the dough into a ball and then dump it into an oiled bowl. Flip it over to coat both sides.
**Note: Make sure it’s a large bowl, big enough to hold the dough and still have room to rise and grow. You don’t want to use a tiny bowl and then have it be like that I Love Lucy episode where she is making bread and the dough grows out of control. Funny as that might be.**
Cover the dough loosely with plastic wrap and a damp kitchen towel. Place the bowl in a warm place and allow it to rest until doubled in size, about 1 hour.
**Tip: I like to place the dough in an oven, that is turned off, to rest there. I find it to be the perfect place for proofing dough as it’s warm enough and dark and cozy.**
After 1 hour, punch the dough down, cover again and allow to rest for 30 more minutes. This step is important so don’t skip it thinking it won’t make a difference. I’ll know you didn’t do it. It makes all the difference.
After those final 30 minutes your dough will rise beautifully and look like it’s tripled in size. That’s okay, that’s what you want.
Let’s form some challah loaves shall we?
Lightly flour a work surface.
Place the dough onto it and cut it in half. Just eyeball the size and make sure the two halves are somewhat similar in size. It doesn’t have to be perfect, but make sure it is.
We’re going to work with one half at a time. Each half will make one loaf.
Place one of the dough halves back into the bowl and cover it so that it doesn’t dry out while we work with the first half.
Roll the one half into a smooth and tight ball.
Cut the dough ball in half.
Then cut each half in thirds so you end up with 6 even pieces.
Begin to roll out each of the dough balls into long ropes.
They should be about 12 inches long. Don’t worry about making them perfectly even in width, just make sure they look about the same size in length.
Continue to roll out each piece until you end up with 6 long strips of dough.
Then pinch them all together at the top, spreading out the ropes like tentacles.
There are different ways to braid a challah loaf. There’s a four braid technique that is a little easier, you might want to start with that if you’ve never braided a challah before and it seems daunting to you. It’ll still be just as tasty and awesome looking.
If you feel a little daring and want to just go all the way, then you can make the six braid loaf, like I did.
I’m going to warn you right off the bat that I’ll probably do one of two things, I’ll either confuse the heck out of you and you’ll be like “Huh? What did he just say?” or you’ll completely get my lack of explaining and it’ll make perfect sense. “That Jonathan, he’s a genius!” We’ll see where this leads to.
You start with the furtherest rope on the right, the very last one.
Pick up the two to the left of it.
Drag that last rope underneath the two ropes you’re holding and place it in the center.
Then repeat this process with the left side. Pick up the two ropes that are next to the last one on the left. (Oy I’m already confusing myself!)
Then grab the left rope under the two you’re holding and place it in the center.
Twist the two center ropes once, those are the ropes you’ve dragged underneath, right?
Then start to repeat those steps, picking up the two ropes next to the last one on the right, dragging underneath the last one to the center.
Then doing the same with the left side again.
Twist the center two once again.
Continue this process until the entire loaf is braided. Tuck the ends underneath to create a perfectly shaped straight loaf.
You can also twist it together to make a circular challah loaf. That’s popular too.
Place the challah onto a baking sheet, lined with parchment paper.
Repeat the entire process from start to finish, with the second half of the dough, to create two challah loaves.
Place them on two separate baking sheets though, so that they don’t bake onto each other.
Once both loaves are braided they are almost ready to hit the oven. Almost.
Before we can bake them off, we need to make an egg wash to brush them with.
**Tip: If you didn’t quite get the explanation, I don’t blame you and you should total go on the internets to find a video or better tutorial.**
Brush the two loaves entirely with the egg wash, making sure to coat the sides and ends as well.
Then sprinkle the loaves, if you wish, with sesame seeds, poppy seeds or coarse sea salt. It’s up to you which you’d like to sprinkle, of course you don’t have to sprinkle it with anything, the challah will be just as tasty plain.
I sprinkled one loaf with sesame seeds.
I left the second loaf plain because I’m going to turn it into another recipe (the next post) and it’s better if it remains plain.
I won’t tell you what the post will be because I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but it’s something super delicious. You’ll have to wait for the next post, although if you really really just want to know and can’t wait, I’m sure you can find it out there in the internet. I’ve dropped clues. I’ve dropped hints. Maybe shared a few images.
Bake the loaves in a preheated 375°F oven for 35 to 40 minutes. Make sure to turn the baking sheets halfway to ensure even browning. The bread should be about 190° inside, which you can check with a thermometer if you wish. It should be golden brown all around.
Allow the challah to cool on a wire rack before slicing and serving and eating.
You’ll notice the bread will be crusty when you tap it, as it cools it will begin to soften, leaving you with a moist and chewy challah bread.
You can slice it as thick or as thin as you’d like, depending on what you’re going to do with it. I mean you’re going to eat it, of course, but how will you eat it, is the question. You can slice it and serve it along side your dinner, whatever that might be. It goes with pretty much anything. You can also use it as sandwich bread and make delicious sandwiches with it. Wait, grilled cheeses. Wait, panini.
A friend of mine once said that they should make challah bread into pillows. We laughed about it, but deep down inside we both knew that we really wished there was such a thing. Challah bread pillows to rest your head on at night, can you imagine? My pillows would never last, I’m sure I’d wake up in the morning, pillow missing, crumbs everywhere and for some odd reason I wouldn’t be hungry for breakfast.
This soft challah bread could most definitely be my pillow any day or night. I wouldn’t complain.
I didn’t make this loaf into sandwiches. Neither did I serve it alongside dinner. I actually just sliced it (for the images) slapped some butter on (for the images) and ate it slowly, one piece at a time, pretty much in one sitting (for the images, of course).
It’s seriously the most delicious bread you’ll ever have. Probably even more delicious than our Rosemary Parmesan Focaccia Bread. But it’s a close call and I think you should just make both and judge for yourself. Call it a bread party and invite me over.
However you decide to eat it, one thing is clear, you have to, just have to, make it for yourself. Don’t let the long resting time, or long kneading deter you from making such a wonderful treat. Think of the endless possibilities you have when it comes to homemade challah. Also, you can feel really good about making sandwiches for yourself or your family, knowing that it’s all natural and homemade with love. Get in the kitchen with your kids and have some fun making bread. You’ll love it. They’ll love it.
Stay tuned for the upcoming post. You’ll be so thankful this recipe gives you two loaves because we’re turning this bread into a delicious breakfast favorite. You won’t want to miss it. It’s coming very soon.
This easy homemade bread is perfect for just about all your sliced bread needs. Whether you make simple sandwiches, grilled cheeses, panini, serve it sliced with dinner, or just by itself as a snack, you’ll be left wanting more. It’s a great recipe to make on the weekend so you can have homemade challah throughout the week.
yield: 2 loaves
- 1½ packages (1½ tablespoons or 11 grams) active dry yeast
- ½ cup (100 grams) granulated sugar, plus 1 tablespoon (12 grams)
- 1¾ cups (437.5 ml) warm water
- ½ cup (118 ml) vegetable oil
- 4 large eggs, room temperature
- 1 tablespoon (15 grams) salt
- 8½ cups (1,063 grams) all-purpose flour
- 2 tablespoons (14 grams) sesame seeds or poppy seeds, (optional)
- 1 large egg, whisked with a splash of water (for egg wash)
1. In a small bowl, lightly stir together the yeast, 1 tablespoon of sugar, and warm water. Place in a warm place, preferably, an oven that is turned off, for about 15 minutes, or until frothy and foamy. If your yeast has not foamed, then toss it and start over. It’s important for the yeast to activate properly.
2. In the bowl of an electric mixer, or a very large bowl if you’re doing this by hand, combine the yeast mixture, the remaining ½ cup sugar, oil, eggs, and salt together. Whisk until completely combined. While the mixer is running on low, slowly add the flour, one cup at a time. Mix until the dough comes together and all the flour is used up. Switch to the dough hook and knead on high for about 5 to 7 minutes until the dough is smooth, elastic and somewhat sticky. It should come off the sides clean. If you find that your dough is too sticky and is sticking to the sides and bottom of the mixing bowl, add a bit more flour. If you see that your dough is too dry and isn’t coming together, then add a splash of water.
3. After it kneads and is smooth, transfer the dough onto a lightly floured work surface. Knead by hand just to form it into a smooth ball. Grease a large bowl (the mixing bowl will do if it’s large enough) with vegetable oil. Drop in the dough ball and turn over to coat both sides. Cover loosely with plastic wrap and a damp cloth. Place in a warm place (turned off oven again) for about 1 hour, or until doubled in size. Punch the dough down and allow to rest for another half an hour.
4. Transfer the dough to a lightly floured work surface. Knead it into a smooth ball once more and then cut in half. Working with one half at a time (covering the other half with a cloth to prevent drying) cut it into 6 even pieces. Roll out each dough piece into a 12 inch rope. Pinch all six ropes together at the top, spreading out the ropes. Braid the dough together to form a tight braided challah bread. I’d try to describe how to braid it but I’m afraid I’d only confuse you. Check online for tutorials or videos! Repeat the entire process with the second dough half, to make two loaves.
5. Place the loaves onto two baking sheets that are lined with parchment paper. Brush each loaf with the egg wash very liberally. Sprinkle with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, coarse sea salt or all three, if you wish. You could also just leave them plain. Bake in a preheated 375°F oven for about 35 t0 40 minutes minutes, or until golden brown all around. Remove loaves from the oven and allow to cool on a wire rack before slicing and serving. Eat right away or store in an airtight container. Will keep for up to 7 days. Enjoy!